making america great again
when you’re happy but dead inside #jetlagAF
like riding a bike
don’t bother me I’m influencing
Ok fine. I love you, baby. I love our life and our babies and you. So much. Here’s to 13 more years of doin it on the semi reg
happy anniversary, baby!!!
oh mannnnn what the!? you’re three!!!
“ok what had happened was...” - back with my dear friend and neighbor who said I can stay at her place anytime I need to get away from the kiddos (I think I heard this? ) anyhow, tomorrow! Or today. However your damn algorithm is working. Wednesday! Love you, @theellenshow #mostwelloiledmachineshowintown
just a sweet mild mannered sweet gal being sweet on tonight’s FINALE of #BRINGTHEFUNNY!! @nbcbringthefunny 🥰💕🥰
“do nails” yesssssss
OOOOOO baby we on tonight! Find out who makes me do this. With me. Because I don’t remember. #BRINGTHEFUNNY is on @nbc after AGT, 10/9c. We are in the semi finals!!
oh just in the presence of greatness #jayfai
IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW!!!!! We made a last minute change and went to Bangkok for the last day of our trip, strictly to see the iconic Jay Fai and consume every single thing on her Michelin star street food menu. Line around the block even before she opens, some wait for hours upon hours. It is more than worth it.
BOUGHT A BRIDESMAID DRESS FOR A WEDDING THAT NEVER HAPPENED? SHITTY ROOMMATE? SIGNIFICANT OTHER WATCH A SHOW WITHOUT YOU? NO CLAIM IS TOO SMALL!!!! IF IT’S PETTY, WE WANT YOU! 💵👩⚖️ 💵 SUBMIT YOUR CASES TO INFO @CHRISSYSCOURT COM
oh dear @mj_day
silent dance party
#BRINGTHEFUNNY is on toooonight, 10/9c in NBC! I’ll be watching, nekkid, in Phuket if you’d like to join me!
thirs ty shark do do do do do do do
everything’s fine over here
I never have pictures of myself because I am selfless and am the designated photo taker and keeper for my family and no one else seems to care to be thoughtful and take good photos of me they merely click them off without paying attention to angles or lighting or general photo ambience. but it’s okay. such is the life I chose. (To john )
me and my uncle. he drives the dopest tuktuk in Korat!
what do you think I’m looking at